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Buat agan-agan semua yang hobby nongkrong di dunia maya, mungkin gak ada salahnya buat nambah pengetahuan. Terutama agan-agan yang udah familiar dengan dunia Meme, Reddit dan 4chan.
Sebagai referensi, udah ada yang bikin thread yg mirip:
Tapi yang ini versi lengkapnya gan.
Pernah dengar soal Rule 34 gan? Peraturan tersebut berbunyi:
Alias, selama itu exist, selalu ada versi pornonya
Asal usulnya masih gak begitu jelas siapa yang bikin, tapi bisa agan pelajari disini: Rule 34
Kenapa cuma 34? hukum yg sebelumnya apa aja? Rule 34 itu tercipta random dan emang cuma 1 itu aja gan.
Nah, 4chan, sebuah imageboard yg isinya "dedengkot" internet (dan kebanyakan sakit jiwa
), mencoba untuk bikin list lengkap Rules of Internet yang sampai saat ini dipakai oleh kebanyakan user Internasional. Dan isinya, sebagian besar memang masuk akal dan benar gan. 
Ni, cek selengkapnya :
No translate gan, karna akan mengurangi esensinya.
Enjoy
Just sharing...
Sebagai referensi, udah ada yang bikin thread yg mirip:
Quote:
Tapi yang ini versi lengkapnya gan.
Spoiler for Ilustrasi:
Quote:
Pernah dengar soal Rule 34 gan? Peraturan tersebut berbunyi:
Quote:
Alias, selama itu exist, selalu ada versi pornonya
Asal usulnya masih gak begitu jelas siapa yang bikin, tapi bisa agan pelajari disini: Rule 34
Kenapa cuma 34? hukum yg sebelumnya apa aja? Rule 34 itu tercipta random dan emang cuma 1 itu aja gan.
Nah, 4chan, sebuah imageboard yg isinya "dedengkot" internet (dan kebanyakan sakit jiwa
), mencoba untuk bikin list lengkap Rules of Internet yang sampai saat ini dipakai oleh kebanyakan user Internasional. Dan isinya, sebagian besar memang masuk akal dan benar gan. Ni, cek selengkapnya :
Quote:
Rule 1: You don't talk about /b/.
Rule 2: You DON'T talk about /b/. (1&2 ini bersangkutan sama site mereka)
Rule 3: We are Anonymous
Rule 4: We are legion.
Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget.
Rule 6: There is no rule 6.(useless)
Rule 7: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents
Rule ⑨: There is a Touhou version of it. no exceptions.
Rule 10: If the character exists, there's someone role-playing as that character on Youtube, no exceptions. (Cek youtube gan
)
Rule 11: If it exists, there is a LEGO version of it, no exceptions.
Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you.
Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.
Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls - it means they win. (Kayak tukang spam dan junk di kaskus)
Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
Rule 17: Every win fails eventually.
Rule 18: When in Cosplay, be it Civil War Reenactment or Anime Conventions, never break character! (Except Rule 22)
Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously. EXCEPT RULE 71!
Rule 22: When a real emergency happens, all these rules are null and void and Real Life Rules apply.
Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 30: Girls do exist on the internet.
Rule 31: There will always be Fan Fiction of if it is popular enough, no exceptions.
Rule 32: Any line can be interpreted with a sexual connotation, no exceptions.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
Rule 36: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish, no exceptions.
Rule 42: Always bring your towel, no exceptions.
Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rule 47: !???
Rule 48: Profit
Rule 50: A Cross Over, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, no exceptions!
Rule 51: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse.
Rule 61: Chuck Norris is the ONLY exception to rule 63. There are no other exceptions, and rule 63 is lying.
Rule 62: It has been kracked and pirated. no exceptions. (Semua pasti ada bajakannya)
Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). Including Chuck Norris. Rule 61 is lying to you. And there is always porn of that character. No Exceptions.
Rule 64: If it exists, Tony Stark can make it in a CAVE. With a BOX of SCRAPS.
Rule 65: If a game exists, their is a Let's Play of it, no exceptions.
Rule 66: If their is no lets play of it, a Let's Play will be made, no exceptions.
Rule 71: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 72: Darth Vader is your father, only minor exceptions apply.
Rule 75: Something on the internet will blow your mind always, no exceptions.
Rule 77: The internet makes you stupid most of the time.
Rule 78: There is a Wiki of it, no exceptions.
Rule 80: If it exists, there is a Furry/Anthro version of it, no exceptions.
Rule 81: If it exists, there will eventually be Magic: The Gathering version of it, no exceptions.
Rule 85: If it exists, there is or will be a pony version of it, no exceptions.
Rule 86: If it exists, the fans will always make rules for it and put it in an RPG Tabletop game, no exceptions.
Rule 88: If it exists, there will eventually be a time-travel story about it be it Fan Fiction or Fan Art or Offical.
Rule 103: For every song, there is a Vocaloid version of it.
Rule 104: If there is not a Vocaloid version of it, there will be. No exceptions.
Rule 105: Rule 71 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 123: 456789.
Rule 177: Tropicana tastes like rainbow. No exceptions.
Rule 169? Nah, I'd rather have 2 69s.
Rule 190: The only good hentai is yuri, that's how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.
Rule 269: Yeah, finally...2 69s!
Rule 284: What has been seen cannot be unseen. Even with the post clearance that's coming up. (Skali nyebar, gak akan hilang dari internet)
Rule 647: Keldeo is a pony.
Rule 666: If it exists, someone will involve it in a conspiracy theory. No exceptions.
Rule 9001: It's over 9000!!! No exceptions.
Rule 2: You DON'T talk about /b/. (1&2 ini bersangkutan sama site mereka)
Rule 3: We are Anonymous
Rule 4: We are legion.
Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget.
Rule 6: There is no rule 6.(useless
)Rule 7: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents
Rule ⑨: There is a Touhou version of it. no exceptions.
Rule 10: If the character exists, there's someone role-playing as that character on Youtube, no exceptions. (Cek youtube gan
)Rule 11: If it exists, there is a LEGO version of it, no exceptions.
Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you.
Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.
Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls - it means they win. (Kayak tukang spam dan junk di kaskus)
Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
Rule 17: Every win fails eventually.
Rule 18: When in Cosplay, be it Civil War Reenactment or Anime Conventions, never break character! (Except Rule 22)
Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously. EXCEPT RULE 71!
Rule 22: When a real emergency happens, all these rules are null and void and Real Life Rules apply.
Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 30: Girls do exist on the internet.
Rule 31: There will always be Fan Fiction of if it is popular enough, no exceptions.
Rule 32: Any line can be interpreted with a sexual connotation, no exceptions.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
Rule 36: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish, no exceptions.
Rule 42: Always bring your towel, no exceptions.
Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rule 47: !???
Rule 48: Profit
Rule 50: A Cross Over, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, no exceptions!
Rule 51: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse.
Rule 61: Chuck Norris is the ONLY exception to rule 63. There are no other exceptions, and rule 63 is lying.
Rule 62: It has been kracked and pirated. no exceptions. (Semua pasti ada bajakannya)
Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). Including Chuck Norris. Rule 61 is lying to you. And there is always porn of that character. No Exceptions.
Rule 64: If it exists, Tony Stark can make it in a CAVE. With a BOX of SCRAPS.
Rule 65: If a game exists, their is a Let's Play of it, no exceptions.
Rule 66: If their is no lets play of it, a Let's Play will be made, no exceptions.
Rule 71: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 72: Darth Vader is your father, only minor exceptions apply.
Rule 75: Something on the internet will blow your mind always, no exceptions.
Rule 77: The internet makes you stupid most of the time.
Rule 78: There is a Wiki of it, no exceptions.
Rule 80: If it exists, there is a Furry/Anthro version of it, no exceptions.
Rule 81: If it exists, there will eventually be Magic: The Gathering version of it, no exceptions.
Rule 85: If it exists, there is or will be a pony version of it, no exceptions.
Rule 86: If it exists, the fans will always make rules for it and put it in an RPG Tabletop game, no exceptions.
Rule 88: If it exists, there will eventually be a time-travel story about it be it Fan Fiction or Fan Art or Offical.
Rule 103: For every song, there is a Vocaloid version of it.
Rule 104: If there is not a Vocaloid version of it, there will be. No exceptions.
Rule 105: Rule 71 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 123: 456789.
Rule 177: Tropicana tastes like rainbow. No exceptions.
Rule 169? Nah, I'd rather have 2 69s.
Rule 190: The only good hentai is yuri, that's how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.
Rule 269: Yeah, finally...2 69s!
Rule 284: What has been seen cannot be unseen. Even with the post clearance that's coming up. (Skali nyebar, gak akan hilang dari internet
)Rule 647: Keldeo is a pony.
Rule 666: If it exists, someone will involve it in a conspiracy theory. No exceptions.
Rule 9001: It's over 9000!!! No exceptions.
No translate gan, karna akan mengurangi esensinya.
Enjoy
Just sharing...
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