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Kelangan mesin
Bagen kere dengkle, sampe turu bae bli sokan ning bale, Juned katone angger perlente. Sing aran bae tetep untung, soale lamun di undang jun disangka arane jujun, yen diundang Ned disangka arane nedi, akhire juned ngerasa pede bae.
“Mid, nyili mobile si, kanggo dolan-dolan ning kota, bokat bae ana prawan kang naksir kita.” Jare Juned ning dulkamid kng due mobil gawean Jerman, VW (diwaca ve we) kodok.
“Ari isun ning sira ku melas bae ned. Los mumpung bensine kebek.”
Nger nger nger....ebret...ebret...juned oli kenalan ning dalan langsung digawa dolan-dolan. Bagen gali alias katone gagah tapi oli nyili kang penting wis bisa parek karo nok Eli.
Dasar lagi apes, mobil lagi enak-enak mangkat ujug-ujug krek, mesine ngadat. “waduh, ana-ana bae, bloli kita lagi seneng, “Juned ngegelendeng
Juned nyoba mbuka cap arep mobil, maksude arep ndeleng mesin. “walah dalah ..... Cilaka nok mesine ilang ....!! kayae sih tigel nok. Kotak goleti, meneng ning mobil dikit ya,” Juned pusing.
“lah dasar kemplud bli ngerti mobil, yen mobil VW ya mesine ning buri bli ning arep..., wis kita mudun bae numpak taksi. Bli sudi demenan pao...!” Jare nok Eli sambil turun sing mobil.
“duh, sial temen, gara-gara mobil mogak, wadon denok dadi kapok....” Jare juned, ngenes. (Mama ilik)

Aran paling cendek
Ketimbang kempong ngenteni buka puasa, juned ngejak badekan karo batur-bature sekalian nunggu sore. Mbari gelaran bleketepe, juned kang lgi akeh ide ngawali badekane.
“Coba sebutaken aran kang paling cendek, arep aran lanang apa wadon, kang penting cendek,” Jare juned.
“Anah,” jare dulkamid
“dudu.”
“Nana” Jare wahab
“dudu.”
“pasti Ani, Eni, Eti, Eli, Eri, Evi, atawa Ati....” jare dulkamid
“aran kang paling pendek ya Semili,” jawab juned
“Lha kuen sih dawa pisan sampe enem huruf, kalah ning Ani, Eni, Evi, lan seteruse.....!” dulkamid nyewot.
“Aja nyewot mid, ko puasae batal. Srog diukur, nama kang disebut aken mau ana bli kang kurang saking semili,” Jare juned.
“lha ..... dasar juned kbelan boled, ana bae akale.”
“arane gan badekan mid, ya kudu sebisa-bisa,” Jare juned, pengen menang dewek bae. (mama ilik)